8 Inch Rubber Chicken Ornament

Need a great gag gift for the holidays? Bare but for the wreath that rings his scrawny neck, our "rubber chicken" measures 8" tall and is crafted of soft, pliable plastic. Ornament includes tag with the suggestion:
Wave this rubber chicken above a problem that is perplexing and the problem will fix itself. If anyone asks, the problem was solved by the "Rubber Chicken Fix."